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Notes from CAPS LOCK KID

Wednesday, July 10th, 2013

Remember CAPS LOCK KID? He wrote me a very Caps locky note.

To. Emily

Hi Emily

I’m so sad. Because you will leave this high school. Umm. Very sad news ㅠㅠ.

I used to say “How are you” when I met you in school. Then you say to me “I’m very good and how about you” And I say “I’m fine.” But you hate this word Because this is very routine word.

Sorry. I’m still not perfect.

When I graduate this high school then I will be perfect.

Goodbye

CAPS LOCK KID

Interactions with CAPS LOCK KID

Tuesday, January 8th, 2013

Hi CAPS LOCK KID, what did you do during your vacation?

I STUDIED. EVERYDAY. ALL THE TIME.

So you studied, then ate lunch, then studied again?

NO.

…?

I DID NOT EAT LUNCH.

… So you ate a big dinner?

NO. I DID NOT EAT DINNER. I ONLY STUDIED.

Did you eat breakfast?

YES.

A big breakfast?

NO.

CAPS LOCK KID, I’m surprised that you’re still alive.

Just a note: while with other students I would be genuinely worried that they spent their entire vacation studying and starving themselves, there’s no way that happened here. In addition, his classmates couldn’t stop laughing when he was speaking.