I have been lectured twice in recent days about my coffee habit, once by a student and once by a teacher.
One student brought me a present – a can of poweraid. She said that she knows I like coffee, but she gave me this instead because it’s healthier and she thinks I drink too much coffee.
Today I had lunch with a teacher who asked me what I ate for breakfast. I truthfully answered that I don’t eat breakfast, I just drink coffee, and she became very worried about the state of my digestive system.
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I may have a problem.